26 April 2015

Lib Dems - Pioneers, Victims and Heroes

Nick Clegg school visit

I know I'm pretty much the only Lib Dem supporter left in the western hemisphere, but I'm not surprised.

It's not their fault but I don't think the general public have really understood the significance of the last election. It was the first in living memory to end up in deadlock and result in a coalition.

For us, the voters, it was new and interesting - even, possibly, exhilarating.

For the 'establishment' (the main parties, the City, the pressure groups, lobbyists, political and administrative bodies, etc... anyone with a vested interest in the status quo, and their media organs) it was a total nightmare. They bitterly resented the intrusion of a third power into UK politics and embarked on a 5-year campaign of unrestrained vilification.

Consider for a moment the Lib Dem's 'most heinous crime' - The Tuition Fees U-turn, raised in almost every article, interview or reference to Nick Clegg and the Lib Dems.

Wasn't it Nelson Mandela or somebody who patiently explained that the process of negotiation is all about the BIG stuff? I paraphrase, but it's easy to negotiate on the small stuff; to tinker around at the edges. But, if negotiation is to succeed, sooner or later you have to be prepared to sacrifice the sacred stuff, the fundamental core of your beliefs stuff.

 C-O-A-L-I-T-I-O-N = continuous negotiation.

Through it, to the thinly restrained fury of Tory backbenchers, the Lib Dems, a numerically almost insignificant minority in the coalition, have managed to curb many of the Tories' would be vile excesses... but eventually there has to be a price. A red line crossed.

Tories must snigger with joy every time the Tuition Fee u-turn is raised. After all, they got away with it. Nobody ever noticed the core fact...

1) The Tories wanted to cut tuition fees.
2) The Lib Dems totally DIDN'T want to cut tuition fees (as they had made clear in their manifesto, haha!)
3) The Tories cut tuition fees by forcing the Lib Dems to give way.

 That last one again.

The Tories cut tuition fees.

The Lib Dem tuition fee lesson was not lost on politicians and their advisors. One coalition down and everyone is an expert now! That is why, to the extreme frustration of the media and voters, none of the parties in this election campaign will give any detail or substance to their policies. It is so they won't end up with a similar u-turn albatross around their necks when the coalition horse-trading starts, and BIG stuff has to be sacrificed.

 I think we have quite a lot to thank the Lib Dems for. They've been pioneers, victims and heroes at this coalition game.

10 September 2014

Hell hath no fury like 59m people scorned

So, it turns out there is a chance that 5.3 million Scots (well, technically if the referendum is close, somewhere around 2.7m Scots) may tell the rest of the UK that the marriage is over.

I wonder if they have any idea how that will play out in the short term?

Like any marriage, when one partner suddenly announces they want a divorce, there is real shock and hurt. Multiplied by 59m people, that's a lot of pain.

And then comes the anger.

Do NOT be surprised if there is an furious backlash. It'll probably start in the tabloids with demands for immediate border controls.

The traditional 'dividing of the record collection' will be rocket fuelled.

You want the pound? F*CK OFF!
You want oil & fishery agreements? F*CK OFF!
You want any kind of amicable division of the spoils? F*CK OFF!

If the Scots vote for independence it's going to get bloody.

Image: Bigstock/Stuart Miles

17 March 2013

Customer Services as it should be

People are always quick, because they are frustrated and motivated, to write & post about the times when companies and organisation get it wrong, so I thought I'd try and redress a little balance by highlighting when it goes right.

In this case the mighty Sony UK.

A week ago my 17-year-old son's Sony Viao laptop broke. The screen went blank and refused to display anything - a bit of a crisis for a Generation Z user!

And a bit disappointing since we had only bought it 3 months ago.

So, fearing the worst, and recognising that even the 'best' would probably mean several weeks of tortured teenager, I phoned Sony Customer care on Tuesday.

I spoke to a nice guy (whose name I forget) who checked the serial number and then asked me to test it on start up. When I described the blank screen he said OK, a courier would collect it the next day for investigation & repair.

The following day (Weds) a DHL courier collected the laptop... and on Friday morning they returned it, mended, with a nice apologetic letter from Sony's General Manager of Customer Satisfaction Europe, Kris De Pauw.

Thank you Kris. I have a happy teenager :)

Collected Weds lunchtime. Returned Friday morning. No fuss, no bother. Customer Services doesn't get any better.

29 December 2012

And so, the Age of the West declines & the Age of the East dawns

Mists of Pandaria character at WoW event
Sorry, indulge me. I'm headlining in portentous MMO gamespeak!

I've been reading the 2013 predictions for the online MMO game industry in 2013 from Massively staff, and it highlights a trend that I've been aware off for some time.

In the 20th century, America was the hub of English language culture through Hollywood, TV and the media, and from its dominant position, it's been the hub for much of the non-English speaking world too, particularly in Europe.

But two things, of varying importance, have changed: China (+ neighbours) is on the rise and Generation Z are upon us.

My son, 17 this month, is Generation Z. As I write, he is sitting on the sofa in a non-stop Skype conversation with his friends while they play FIFA 13 football together on the Xbox and simultaneously share posts & videos on Facebook (on his laptop) and SMS messages (on his iPhone).

The big TV in front of him (I rarely get to use it) is not for TV. He doesn't watch TV.

It has long been argued that online games are overtaking movies (Ars Technica 2007, The Guardian 2009), although maybe not as quickly as predicted (MVC 2012). I don't think traditional TV & movies will be entirely usurped (although trends such as Bollywood & Scandinavian Noir are steadily chipping away at American hegemony), but, quickly or slowly, the online game world is becoming more and more significant to people with a pulse.

... and the online games world appears to be shifting to the East.

Massive Multiplayer Online games (MMOs) may have started in the developer/design studios of California, but the industry quickly spread out. In the early days, Korea in particular, with its fibre-optic network (when in the UK we had woad on our faces and 58k dial-up modems!), created a huge MMO culture with games like Lineage, even though most people in the 'West' think that World of Warcraft (WoW) is the king of MMOs.

WoW subscriptions peaked somewhere over 12 million a couple of years ago, they are now around 10m players and trickling away. The content of its fourth and latest (Sep 2012) expansion is very revealing. The Mists of Pandaria introduces yet another continent and race to the World of Warcraft - Panda bears with martial arts skills.

A little odd for American & European players whose cultural references are Nordic poems, Arthurian legends, Grimm's fairytales and Tolkein's sagas all resulting in a world of wizards & warriors, elves, humans, dwarves and orcs... not kung fu pandas! The reason of course, is that Blizzard (WoW's maker) wants to attract more Chinese and Korean players.

That same re-alignment of MMO gaming focus to the Far East is what struck me in the 2013 predictions from Massively. The one major game title all the predictions mention is ArcheAge, due for release next summer. Its Chinese parentage is unmistakable.

Don't get me wrong. I welcome it. I like the cultural transition. It's exotic and exciting (well, apart from the pandas!), but what I'm noting is that; what before was the whiff of a trend, is now firming up into a clear cultural transition.

Even the mighty World of Tanks with its 40+ million players* (Americans, East Europeans and Russians love it) has just introduced Chinese tanks!

Image: Flickr/andytb

* The business model of MMOs is also changing. Traditionally they charged a subscription to play. Now many/most are free to play (F2P) but charge for in-game equipment, resources, or other premium services/abilities. So the 'number of players' (some may have tried it once) can't easily be compared to current subscribers.

15 December 2012

In Future Your Car Won't Work If Its Paperwork Is Out Of Date

Car keys
I'm just indulging in some blue skies thinking, knowing full well that somebody on an advisory panel at the Dept of Transport will have already been here!

I got my car back from its MOT test at the garage yesterday (it passed), and I was noticing that the Vehicle & Operator Services Agency (VOSA) which operates the annual MOT system now puts the mileage history (last 4 odometer readings) on the test certificate.

In fact there's an awful lot of data about our cars, our licenses, or vehicle tax and our insurance, all centralised at VOSA, DVLA and the Motor Insurers' Bureau (MIB) databases respectively, which is how - as we see each night in the endless fly-on-the-wall TV cop documentaries on the cableshite channels - the police's Automatic Number Plate Recognition (ANPR) cameras can spot a car without insurance, tax or MOT instantly.

Here come the forward thinking...

The latest and next generation vehicles are/will be mobile Internet devices in their own right, with their own IP numbers, like the Chevy Volt.

So, sooner or later some bright spark will realise we don't need to tie up Police resources stopping and processing the drivers of cars without valid paperwork. All we need to do is make it a manufacturers regulation that cars must be fitted with remote disablers. Then, when a certificate, license or tax disc runs out, it will be automatically disabled in its 'off' condition. IE The next time you try to start it, it won't run.

OK, drawbacks and dangers...

Such a system would be a blindingly obvious target for cyber warfare. Imagine the effect of disabling every vehicle in the country. So, the disablers would not be fitted to commercial or military vehicles.

Hard to imagine how it might be wrongly applied, but one proviso must be that the system must be immediately restorable. No filling out a form or waiting for office hours nonsense. If a driver walks out of the cinema with her kids on Boxing Day afternoon and finds her car disabled in the car park because her husband forgot to renew the insurance, she MUST be able to get out her credit card, phone the insurance company, pay, and have her car switched back on instantly, 24/365!

We're not trying to penalise honest motorists, just prevent poorly maintained, un-taxed or un-insured cars from getting on the road.

And maybe the police should be able to restore a car's mobility, at least temporarily, so they can move it if necessary. Eg. from a dangerous place, or a red route.

People won't like the idea of  "the authorities" having the power of control over their vehicles but the benefits seem worth it to me. Motoring is no longer the essence of freedom & independence it was in its early years. However the issue of 'mission creep' may have to be firmly guarded against. The police and other agencies would love the powers to remotely disable any vehicle they choose. And how long will it be before local government wants the power to disable the cars of Council Tax dodgers or other miscreants?

What do you think? Will it happen?

(Image: flickr/mynameisharsha)